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17 Shamelessly Nerdy Pickup Lines – That Just Might Work

Welcome to nerd dating heaven.

Actually, probably not, because I can't really see any of these working for you, unless the person you're crushing on is charmed by your complete lack of shame. Which has worked on me in the past, believe it or not... what can I say, I have a thing for smart guys! :)
These are a collection of some of the nerdiest pickup lines. And yes, they made me chuckle.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.

You are one well-defined function!

We have such great chemistry. How about we try some biology?

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.

Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just our bond forming?

You had me at “Hello World.”

Wanna discover our coefficient of friction?

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Girl, are you doge? Because wow.

For more terrible/awesome pickup lines, check out the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time! Or check out how Star Wars helped this guy win Tinder.
22 comments
We need Harry Potter pickup lines in here people. "Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"
2 years ago·Reply
"You look like you'd be an amazing Quidditch player want to ride my broom" Love Harry Potter pick-up lines! ^-^
9 months ago
I'm going to be brutally honest.....I've used the "My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined" one before!
2 years ago·Reply
bless this post.
2 years ago·Reply
OMG lol these are so cute and horrible at the same time
2 years ago·Reply
using these.
2 years ago·Reply
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