A-I gotta come clean; I'm not actually a girl, I'm a potato
B-Oh my god, you're a potato!?!
A-Actually I'm not a potato; I'm a horse.
B-Oh my god, you're a horse!?!
A-Actually I'm not a horse, I'm a broom.
C-How this make you feel?
B-To be honest internet I'm surprised
(let me know if you don't get the reference) :D