Free Dating Advice, Anyone?
Now, are these dating tips useful? I'll leave that one up to you guys, but I know that they're certainly entertaining to read!
Do you like chicken nuggets? I like chicken nuggets.
The keyword here is 'tenderly'.
Is 'Snake-in-a-Can' the new 'Dick-in-a-Box'?
That's how I like my men.
I GET IT! IT'S A PUN!
Everyone knows the best part of dating a pet owner is having a pet you're not responsible for.
[As Billy Squier's "The Stroke" plays in the background.]
Works like an instantly castable Orzhov Charm.
Okay, I can't promise these would be effective. How about you?