[ROLL CALL] What's The Weirdest Dream You Remember?
A few years ago, someone told me that no one cares about that crazy dream you had last night. I disagree. Crazy dreams are hilarious, and they're one of my favorite stories that other people tell me.
Welcome to the Funny Community weekly free-for-all called "COOL STORY, BRO!" where we all share ridiculous memories we have, from when we wound up in the ER after hurting ourselves a really stupid way to exchanging the weird lies our parents told us as children - that we believed!
Today's big question - What's the weirdest dream YOU remember?
I'll start first:
When I was a little girl, I had a dream that my 1st grade teacher, Mrs. Juster, was a witch. (In real life, Mrs. Juster was an extremely kind lady, but she made the mistake of dressing up as a witch for Halloween that year, and thus, the image never really left my head.) I had a lot of nightmares as a kid, and my parents taught me that if I see a monster or any other type of scary creature in my dreams, I should tell the monsters that they're ugly and should go away and leave me alone. This Mrs. Juster dream was the first time I ever remembered this implement this strategy. So basically, when I see Mrs. Juster the Witch in my dream, I started shouting "YOU'RE UGLY! YOU'RE UGLY! GO AWAY!" to which she replied "I'M UGLY? DID YOU JUST CALL ME... UGLY?" And Mrs. Juster the Witch started to cry and wail in a perfectly Wicked Witch tone. The more I kept calling her ugly and telling her to go away, the harder she cried out about how mean I was to say that to her, and slowly, she began to melt away. I went back to school the next day feeling like THE WORLD'S WORST PERSON. I'm sorry I called you ugly, Mrs. Juster. You were actually really great!
So now it's your turn!
Comment below with YOUR weirdest dream.
(Extra points if it involves a celebrity or that weird kid from 9th grade homeroom.)