But here's the weird shitty part: once you do land yourself a beau, your parents will really start to make your life a living hell...

"YOU'RE DATING...HIM!?

You finally have a girlfriend? Too bad your mom doesn't like her...

When The New GF talks over your mom -- shit starts to get real.

And mami is loud about her thoughts about your new girl -- in front of her.

Lack of filter much, mami? ;____;

Papi will make sure you know their are several guns he can use on you -- if need be. Protecting his little princessa is his job.

And you'll learn real quick that the kitchen knife mami uses if not just for cooking -- but just in case she needs to chop your beau's body parts.