2 years ago
christianmordi
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Want To Break Up With Your Girlfriend? This Web Site Will Do It FOR You!
For some of us, breaking up with someone is a very hard task.
Lets call a spade a spade: Some people just don't have the stomach to end relationships clean. For those who are too much of a wuss to break up with your spouse in person, I have a special service for you.

A web-site called The Breakup-shop will call it quits for you for a nominal fee.

Want to have them send her a breakup text (AKA the ultimate in horrible ways to end it)? That’ll only cost you 10 bucks!
Don’t want to be that brutal? How about having them send her a letter? $20 and you’re home free. ($30 if you want to send a “custom” letter.)

Maybe you’d like it to be a bit more personal? For $29 they’ll give her a call and break the bad news to your spouse.

For those lacking a backbone, check the site out here. Enjoy! I think....
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Oh man, I want to work for this company. Are they hiring at all?
2 years ago·Reply
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@AlloBaber oh Al! You took the words out of my mouth, ladybug. If you aren't mature enough to end a relationship, then you aren't mature enough to be IN ONE. Wth!!! Smh.
2 years ago·Reply
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Hahaha @danidee. You would just make the most absurd excuses for people. "I'm sorry honey... but last weekend, I suffered a vicious emu attack. Due to the savagery of this beast, I will no longer be able to father children... needless to say, I was too embarrassed to tell you in person. Farewell, my love!"
2 years ago·Reply
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@ButterflyBlu Oh hells yeah! Us ladies being on the same page, as usual ;) But seriously now – anyone who would ACTUALLY consider using this needs a CAT scan!! Lol.
2 years ago·Reply
@AlloBaber I would be like "I got a full-ride scholarship to clown college. The long distance will be too tough."
2 years ago·Reply