Welcome to my brand new collection, Shut Up & Take My Money! I wanted to create something of a spin-off of my WTF Street Journal collection that features funny products that none of us knew we needed in our lives until we found out it exists - ie: Portable Pizza Necklaces and Spiked Unicorn Tears.
I'm starting off this collection with the perfect customized gift for anyone who's ever wanted to eat their own face - Copypastry's customized portrait cookie cutters!
Ranging from $21.21 for a small design to $42.41 for a couple's portrait, Etsy vendor Copypastry will 3D print a cookie cutter that's an exact replica of your face, your dog's face, your friend's face - basically, if it's got a face, it can be a cookie.
LOOK AT THE COOKIE. LOOK AT THE DOG. THE COOKIE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE DOG.
One thing that is worth mentioning is that Copypastry is based out of Hungary, which means it might be a little on the pricy side to ship, but if you're an ultimate foodie (like me, or @AlloBaber, @Danse, and @TylerOrtega), paying extra to be able to make cookies OF YOUR FACE is totally worth it.
Would you guys buy this? Trash or treasure - let me know in the comments below!