danidee
2 years ago10,000+ Views
Naked Man Arrested For Stealing A Hamburger.

A Western Australian man was arrested earlier this week after rifling through a stranger's car, stealing their Hungry Jack's cheeseburger, taking off all of their clothes, and fleeing from the scene of the crime.

In slightly unrelated but still relevant news, I suddenly realized I have a dating type.
Local police say the man forced his way into a parked vehicle and took the Hungry Jack's Whopper burger, which had been purchased to bring to the vehicle owner's friend who lived roughly 1,700km (1,055 miles) away.
Yes, to add to the previous lunacy, this burger was supposed to go on a plane and travel across the country before it was stolen by a hungry, enigmatic naked dude. (Nothing says 'Bros for life.' quite like a friend who delivers cross-country fast food.)
When the owner returned to his car, only to find a random dude trying to peace out with his burger, he tried his best to confront him, only to have aforementioned random dude take off all his clothes and run away.
Of course, when you're streaking through a public area, you're only going to be able to get so far without making a huge scene, and it wasn't long before he was detained and charged with stealing and disorderly conduct.
I have several questions, so this is going to be a hard card to wrap up. If any of you can answer these, please feel free:

Is a Whopper worth getting arrested for? Is this typical protocol for crime in Australia? DID HE EVEN GET TO EAT IT?

Let me know what you think in the comments below, and @MattK95, @InPlainSight, @MissB82, @ChriSingularis, @Animaniafreak, discuss.
34 comments
@danidee So cheesy. But lettuce consider the pickle he found himself in.
2 years ago·Reply
@danidee 'Too many' is a real thing??!! I mean I've heard people say 'I've too many beers. I can't feel my legs' or 'I've had too many biscuits. Now I feel sick'... But I thought it was urban legend that it could be applied to anything. Now I feel confused & scared.
2 years ago·Reply
@MissB82 THAT WAS TOO MANY AT ONCE.
2 years ago·Reply
@MissB82 I heard the original owner tried to chase him down, but he couldn't quite ketchup.
2 years ago·Reply
@danidee Would I joke about fast food down under? I just heard he flashed his buns as he ran off.
2 years ago·Reply
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