NO, IM NOT GONNA DO AN INTRO STATING THAT MY NAME IS SARA OR SOMETHING. THE MV CAME OUT. I REPEAT. THE MV CAME OUT.
OK LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT STARTED.
OK, so yesterday I was extremely busy, and it was a miracle I made time till ten to watch the countdown. I had made myself some HOT&SPICY RAMYUN SOY MUSHROOM flavored noodles, and I was all pumped up for it. The broadcast kept saying that their internet was unstable and there was a problem with it. It had to be cut off.
I WAS WAITING. AND WHILE BEING AT THAT, I FELL ASLEEP.
No sooner than when I woke up -Like 3 hours ago, let me tell you- I saw alllllll over my feed that the MV was released. I went to YouTube, not trusting any of you all in case it was a troll prank, and sure enough, it was out. Do any of yOU ALL HAVE AN IDEA HOW MAD AT MYSELF I WAS?
Arrggghh, I still have anger issues on my head right now.
Anyway, I saw the MV and -let me tell you- I haVE SOOOO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS ABOUT THIS. TOO MANY. I CANT. I CANT. I CANT. My first conclusion was that Jin was actually the first to die -I DONT EVEN KNOW, I JUST HAD THAT GUT FEELING- and turns out I wasn't the only one to think so, -THANK GOD- there have been more theories about it.
BUT LETS IGNORE THE THORIES AND SEE EVRYTHING WE HAVE GONE THROUGH. YES?
Let's start with I NEED U Teaser.
The very first one. The one that started this whole stupid mess.
OK, now that you have sent that one, let's move on to the Actual Music Video. Aka, I Need U. Aka, I NeeD SOME SANITY TO REPAIR THE DAMAGES THIS MADE.
Good, MOVING. ON.
So, you all remember that last September, BTS -also know as BIG TIME SOUL-SUCKERS- released the Prologue that ruined our feelz. Right?
Here it is. Right after the Original MV.
Great! You survived up to here. Now, on November 17 -cause yes, I still remember the exact date- BTS released the preview for I Need U pt2. In case you didn't know -which I know all if you do- its called NEVERMIND and it was produced and written by our Min Yoongi, Suga Splenda. -no? OK.... -.
Here you go. Watch it. AGAIN.
After aaaaall of this, let's take a break.
Tell me, has it made any sense to you so far?
Here have a few pictures while you are at it.
THAT WAS ENOUGH. WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF? OH YEAH. AT NEVER -YOU GODDARN- MIND.
OK. SO AFTER THAT, BTS AND BITHIT REALESE THE ALBUM PREVIEW.
HERE WE SEE AAAALL OF THE SONGS. AND HERE, WE NOTICE THAT NOOONE SOUND LIKE I NEED U.
AND RIGHT HERE IS WHEN WE KINDA START FREAKING OUT.
MORE THAN WE ARE ALREADY.
WE GOT TO THE MAIN THING ALREADY. YES. YOU SURVIVED.
IM SO PROUD IF YOU BUT MOVING ON.
OK. SO THEY ACTUALLY RELEASED THE MUSIC VIDEO. LIKE AT 3 IN THE MORNING.
HERE YOU GO. ENJOY THIS TREAT TO KILL YOUR HEARTS.
YOU. ARE WELCOME.
OK, so as I kept saying. NONE OF THE THEORIES MADE ACTUAL SENSE TO THIS. WTH? WE WERE TOTALLY OFF YOU GUYS. ANYWAY, DID YOU ALL SURVIVE? DID YOU GUYS EAT ICE CREAM LIKE I TOLD YOU?
Did you like everything we went through?
That just made you stronger :). Anyhow, bye. BTS loves you. DONT worry.