[Funny Dog Show] Introducing... THE 2016 CANINE AMBASSADOR!
Attention, good men and women of the Funny Community! It's Monday, November 30th,2015 - the official deadline for submissions and the day that we announce the 'best in show', also known as the Funny Community's 2016 Canine Ambassador.
First, I'd like to thank all 11 dogs that entered the contest. Thank you for filling our community with your wet-nosed and furry adorableness all week.
Secondly, I would like to extend apologies to all the cat ladies who were not able to submit their dear kittens into the contest. Look forward to a Funny Cat Show in the near future.
Now, without further ado, it is time to announce the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners of this year's Funny Dog Show.
In 3rd place, with 12 votes, is @Danse's pitbull mix, Rocky!
In 2nd place, with 18 votes, is @GreenEyedPup's darling shepherd/husky mix, Starla!
And in 1st place, with 20 votes, the winner of the Funny Dog Show and the Funny Community's 2016 Canine Ambassador is...
HALEY, @destiny1419'S BLACK LAB, IS THE OFFICIAL FUNNY COMMUNITY CANINE AMBASSADOR FOR 2016!
Not only does she win the title of the official dog representative of our burgeoning community of LOLs, but @destiny1419 wins all the doggie bragging rights, and Haley's face will be the cover of my Canine Comedy Hour collection for the year!
Again, thank you all for participating in this year's game! And @destiny1419, I hope you update Haley's fans with plenty of pictures every so often. It'll be nice to hear from our first official spokes-dog.
And now, musical guest Pitbull will sing one final song while we celebrate Haley's huge win!
(We couldn't afford the recording artist, so we booked a real singing pitbull instead.)