shannonl5
2 years ago10,000+ Views
If The Avengers Were Archer Characters

They'd be in the DANGER ZONE.

Among other things obviously. You all know I love Marvel, and Archer is seriously hilarious, so since @danidee has been repping Archer lately I thought I'd do another fun crossover. Who are the Avengers' Archer counterparts?

Tony Stark = Sterling Archer

Drinking problem, check. Kind of irresponsible, check. Surprisingly good at things anyway, check! They even have the same flawless hair. I bet Tony's barber charges him extra too.

Steve Rogers = Lana Kane

Because they both have great boobs and are sick of Tony/Archer's sh!t.

Jarvis = Woodhouse

Because they don't have great boobs but they ARE sick of Tony/Archer's sh!t.

Clint Barton = Ray Gillette

Spends a lot of time trying to convince people he's useful.

Natasha Romanoff = Dr. Krieger

Everyone's a little bit afraid to find out the whole backstory there. Something weird definitely went down during WWII.

Nick Fury = Mallory Archer

In charge: Yes.
(Also) tired of being in charge: Also yes.
Additionally: Imagine for one moment Tony Stark waking Fury up in the middle of the night and demanding a grilled cheese.

Bruce Banner = Cyril Figgis

Because both of them have anger management issues. Cheap shot, I know.

Thor = Cheryl Tunt

Because it was between her and Pam. And being an heiress is similar to being the heir to Asgard, right?

Bonus: Bucky Barnes = Babou the oscelot

Because HE REMEMBERS ME!!!
I am however consumed by feels XD @danidee @LAVONYORK @AimeeH @buddyesd @SterlingH89 @MichaelOgg what do you think? I kind of feel bad for excluding Pam...
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I must respectfully disagree Pam = Thor who has stood up to Pam and come out okay?
2 years agoReply
@SterlingH89 when Pam had coke, she was totally the Hulk at that one moment 馃槀馃槀馃槀 I think Archer or Mallory said "you know how hard to keep her down, she is the poster child for addiction" lol also you have to count her bum fights, her Mr Moto deal and the countless times the tells people you punch like a you know what. 馃槀馃槀馃槀 I laughed that Barry clocked her that one time in season 6 and Archer clocked out Eddie 馃槀馃槀
2 years agoReply
@shannonl5 I can tell you now Barry is another wild card, you need someone cold and is focused on ruining Archer's life. I would almost say Ultron 馃槀馃槀馃槀 and Archer totally hates tech due to Barry lol 馃槀馃槀馃槀 but he is cool with Ray, finally lol
2 years agoReply
Man, I feel like The Hulk should of been Pam. Big, brute strength, and no one wants to be around them when they are taking a shit (I mean just imagine hulk sized shits) X_X
2 years agoReply
@wolpht I am not happy about imagining that XD
2 years agoReply
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