They'd be in the DANGER ZONE.
Among other things obviously. You all know I love Marvel, and Archer is seriously hilarious, so since @danidee has been repping Archer lately I thought I'd do another fun crossover. Who are the Avengers' Archer counterparts?
Tony Stark = Sterling Archer
Drinking problem, check. Kind of irresponsible, check. Surprisingly good at things anyway, check! They even have the same flawless hair. I bet Tony's barber charges him extra too.
Steve Rogers = Lana Kane
Because they both have great boobs and are sick of Tony/Archer's sh!t.
Jarvis = Woodhouse
Because they don't have great boobs but they ARE sick of Tony/Archer's sh!t.
Clint Barton = Ray Gillette
Spends a lot of time trying to convince people he's useful.
Natasha Romanoff = Dr. Krieger
Everyone's a little bit afraid to find out the whole backstory there. Something weird definitely went down during WWII.
Nick Fury = Mallory Archer
In charge: Yes.
(Also) tired of being in charge: Also yes.
Additionally: Imagine for one moment Tony Stark waking Fury up in the middle of the night and demanding a grilled cheese.
Bruce Banner = Cyril Figgis
Because both of them have anger management issues. Cheap shot, I know.
Thor = Cheryl Tunt
Because it was between her and Pam. And being an heiress is similar to being the heir to Asgard, right?
Bonus: Bucky Barnes = Babou the oscelot
Because HE REMEMBERS ME!!!