shannonl5
2 years ago10,000+ Views
If The Avengers Were Archer Characters

They'd be in the DANGER ZONE.

Among other things obviously. You all know I love Marvel, and Archer is seriously hilarious, so since @danidee has been repping Archer lately I thought I'd do another fun crossover. Who are the Avengers' Archer counterparts?

Tony Stark = Sterling Archer

Drinking problem, check. Kind of irresponsible, check. Surprisingly good at things anyway, check! They even have the same flawless hair. I bet Tony's barber charges him extra too.

Steve Rogers = Lana Kane

Because they both have great boobs and are sick of Tony/Archer's sh!t.

Jarvis = Woodhouse

Because they don't have great boobs but they ARE sick of Tony/Archer's sh!t.

Clint Barton = Ray Gillette

Spends a lot of time trying to convince people he's useful.

Natasha Romanoff = Dr. Krieger

Everyone's a little bit afraid to find out the whole backstory there. Something weird definitely went down during WWII.

Nick Fury = Mallory Archer

In charge: Yes.
(Also) tired of being in charge: Also yes.
Additionally: Imagine for one moment Tony Stark waking Fury up in the middle of the night and demanding a grilled cheese.

Bruce Banner = Cyril Figgis

Because both of them have anger management issues. Cheap shot, I know.

Thor = Cheryl Tunt

Because it was between her and Pam. And being an heiress is similar to being the heir to Asgard, right?

Bonus: Bucky Barnes = Babou the oscelot

Because HE REMEMBERS ME!!!
I am however consumed by feels XD @danidee @LAVONYORK @AimeeH @buddyesd @SterlingH89 @MichaelOgg what do you think? I kind of feel bad for excluding Pam...
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馃槀馃槀馃槀 I died laughing like six times over reading this card! 馃憦馃憦 The part with clint and ray was soo spot on! I cant! 馃槀馃槀
2 years agoReply
@shannonl5 Pam is a combo of the Hulk and the prevy drunk side of iron man 馃槀馃槀 a Cheryl or Carol needs to be choked at some point lol
2 years agoReply
Nick Fury as Archer's mom is my favorite one. I want to hear him say all the things that Mallory says in an episode.
2 years agoReply
Just Brilliant, @shannonl5. 馃挏馃挏馃挏
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