shannonl5
3 years ago5,000+ Views

Don't worry, you won't hurt Deadpool's feelings

He knows what's up. Would you kiss him for a million dollars? For the sake of argument let's say yes tongue, but no garlic breath.

Pros:

You got kissed today! Kissing is fun
He'll probably buy you chimichangas after
It'll mean Deadpool is real
Your partner/spouse probably won't be jealous
Minimal groping
He probably won't give you a cold (he doesn't get sick)
Bragging rights
One million dollars

Cons:

It's like kissing a testicle with teeth

Would you do it?

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I'm thinking I'd probably do a lot for 1 Million. LOL *whistles*
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@shannonl5 Zero problems with kissing a testicle...even one with teeth. Easy million, there.
I would totally do this. Money or no. I adore deadpool. Poor guy needs more love.
I would kiss him without 1,000,000!!
Yes I'd do it, it's dead pool and he was HOT before the accident. And for $1million.
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