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When You're Single In December

Oh, you're wondering where that nice boy I brought to Thanksgiving went? You know, I've been wondering that too. But hey, isn't this chicken great? At least his general illiteracy, presumably bird-sized brain, and lack of fingers make it physically impossible for him to return my texts. What's your excuse, Jason? Huh? HUH?!
(In other news, I feel like @AlloBaber and I would totally drink with this girl.)
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I love how she has all the bottles knocked around like she's been partying with the chickens and it accidentally came to this. Bless her. XD Does anyone else suddenly crave chicken tenders with their rosé? @AlloBaber @danidee
My excuse I was blinded by your beauty and lost my phone in the confusion oh this doesn't pertain to all Jasons? Well!
How can there be a party WITHOUT a chicken? Have you seen them dance? They know how to poke out their neck and puff out their chest :3
@ButterflyBlu YES. But then again, I'm always craving chicken tenders, so...
Hahah this is phenomenal cx
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