The label on this prescription beer reads:
RX #: VRY-NBR8TD
MR. HUGH JASS
TAKE ONE CAN BY MOUTH, REPEAT UNTIL INTOXICATED.
LIQUID HAPPINESS 12 OZ.
QTY: AS MANY AS YOU CAN STOMACH.
EXPIRES: MONDAY MORNING
They've opened a whole can of beer-related jokes, you guys. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one. This'll have your boozy friends hopping with laughter! ...Okay, I'll stop.