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Welcome to 'Lo Scandalo', the episode of 'Archer' that taught me the difference between a catsuit and a zentai. So, thank you for that, Malory.

I'm going to try to go into it without spoilers, but essentially the team comes to Malory's aid when her Italian prime minister lover is shot to death during their, uh, colorful lovemaking.
(The best part is that this is Archer's mom, so once he knows what she did with the Italian in full TMI detail, he wonders if he'll ever be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again.)

Favorite Quotes From The Episode:

"Unless it was the creepy old people sex bondage police, why would anyone break in here and shoot him?" - Archer
"God, your hands are like cricket bats." - Archer
"Jesus, what else was on tonight's menu? Sex under a hive of Africanized bees?!" - Archer
"Potato, po-dildo." - Archer
"I needed help disseminating him." - Krieger
"Eww!" - Cheryl
"Not what it means." - Pam
"Still pretty gross though." - Lana
"Now what do we do?!" - Malory
"Cover your arm up, answer the door, and stall them. And then somebody get me a number-ten can of tomatoes. What, there鈥檚 already not enough sauce!" - Archer

My Favorite Scene From The Episode:

The elegant dinner PAAAhhhHhTyy, of course. Hearing everyone speak in fake British accents and seeing how everyone treated Lana as the housemaid 'Calpurnia' was hilarious as hell. "I'll show YOU a sullen wench!"
I'm not about to tell you guys how all of this goes down, but I will tell you that you don't want to miss this episode if you haven't seen it yet. It's got some big reveals and plot twists and like, 20,000 dirty jokes.
Sooo, this was my entry for @TylerDurso's Favorite Archer Episode challenge!
Dude what was Archer doing with all that powder 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 great episode Calpernia
lmao!! this was an awesome episode ! 馃槀馃槀 The fake British accents was one of my favourite parts as well.
Oh man I love this episode so much. The entire cast is at their best in this one. No spoilers but the end is superb.
my other favorite is his tricked out car episode
this is one if my favorites too @danidee! !!!!!!!
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