2 years ago
danidee
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Remember Chuck Norris Jokes?
You know someone's a real beast when Chuck Norris is a 75-year-old man and these jokes are still incredibly relevant. Did you know that Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands? Now people just refer to them as 'the Islands'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have dreams he was motion pictures
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@kneelb4zod when chuck norris is giving you the finger, he's showing you how many seconds you have left to live...
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone
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@danidee Chuck Norris can speak Russian...... in French
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just stands there and dares the grass to grow
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