danidee
2 years ago10,000+ Views
You know someone's a real beast when Chuck Norris is a 75-year-old man and these jokes are still incredibly relevant. Did you know that Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands? Now people just refer to them as 'the Islands'.
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@BrianTaylor Lmao, I just read one that said "Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."
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@InPlainSight Chuck Norris is suing the show "Law & Order" because those are the names of his fists.
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@danidee Chuck Norris can un-scramble an egg
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When Chuck Norris goes in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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@danidee Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack...even a heart isn't foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
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