@LAVONYORK, @InPlainSight, and @BeannachtOraibh have made some pretty hilarious 'Wait... What?' cards the past couple weeks, and I recently found something that I felt would fit in perfectly with the theme, so without further ado, I present to you:
Wait... WHAT?! - NEWSPAPER EDITION.
Cut to the cast of the Disney musical 'Newsies' doing an old-timey 'Humpty Dance'. Boom.
Wow, you don't say.
Is anyone else wondering how?
That's what bridges do best.
Mr. Cross can't be mad. He was quite literally the head of meat.
That's M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I, actually.
I didn't know you wrote for the Toronto Star, @nicolejb. THE PUNS.
Smells bad, Colon. Smells bad.
I hope you enjoyed these terribly bad news headlines! If you see any more funny ones, feel free to join the Wait... What?! party!