Just in case you needed some delightful gift ideas for your charming ex.
Tamales That Were Thrown into a Fire
"Hey bro. Merry f*cking Christmas. Here are burnt tamales from your mami's kitchen. These are a representation of how dark and burnt your heart is."
Pour Adobo All Over Their Lawn
"Because you're salty as f*ck"
Shit On Their Favorite Latin Dish
"Here's a nice liquid-y shit right on your beloved pastelón. For good measure I had Taco Bell before this. Let the explosions begin."
Remember How I Rocked Your World?
"Aye que tal mother f*cker? Just wanted to let you know that this body is now rockin' someone else's world."
Hard Shell Tacos
"Because you ain't real. You're as fake as a hard shell taco. Get outta here with your fake ass."