ChaKaGe
2 years ago5,000+ Views
Investigation into "Red Velvet" from Korean guys
caption : Uncontrollable joint break (picture : Joy, a member of Red Velvet) While you are suffering from joint break,

we conducted secret investigation

Hello everyone.

We are korean gangsters

who are specialized in k-pop star investigation. From now, I'm gonna show you everything about Red Velvet

who I hate so much

This is the picture of our investigation agent. As you can see, we are not pleased at all to investigate Red Velvet. Their pictures and clips are not pretty and not attractive enough to make me smile.
caption : I should keep it in my personal storage

I'm just doing this as a 'Work'

caption : I love them to death

From now,


I will explain what I hate about them.

1. IRENE

The leader of the team, IRENE. Her positions are leader, rapper, vocal and dancer. Here comes the one of the things that I hate about Red Velvet. They are Jack of all trades. Think about the fact that specializing is the key for success She is pretty.not only pretty, but also good at singing and dancing.So, her clips take up my time too much.Watch the clip on second slide. Because of her 'Michael jackson rap part', You lost your precious 6 minutes in your life. Another reason.

She is startled so easily.


Watch the clip on the third slide.

Everything on earth can surprise her. Her nickname in Korean is "Bae deul JJak" in English.. mmm Bae prised? (Bae + surprised. Bae is her family name) as you know, weak life is hard to survive. So her weak mental strength is an obvious flaw. Another reason why I hate her. She loves traditional food. In the clip on third slide, other members are making fun of her because her taste is so old-fashioned. (they are saying her favorites are adzuki beans and sweet rice drink which are korean traditional food).

Old fashioned taste.

Some can think, I mean everyone thinks it's kind of cute. But I am not. Because... mmm.... because.. traditional food is hard to get.

2. SeulGi

SeulGi is in charge of vocal and dancer position.

Needless to say, she is pretty.

But she also has too many flaws. First of all,

She HAS BEEN PRETTY SINCE SHE WAS VERY YOUNG.

Watch the clip on second slide to see how cute she was when she was a high school student. So she joined SM Entertainment in 2007. (She was only 12 in 2007) The people who make remarkable success in early stage of their life, make my mom blame me. So I hate SeulGi. (And you should hate her too) Famous K-Pop star Crystal (of f(x)) entered SM Entertainment in the same year. So SeulGi and Crystal became SM Entertainment trainee in the same year. Crystal debut as f(x) in 2009 but SeulGi couldn't.SeulGi could made her debut as Red Velvet in 2014.She trained during full 7 years since 2009.And she always says "I've learned so many things during the trainee period in SM Entertainment.It was so valuable times. Thank you for making my dreams come true"(You can see the message on third slide. but it's written in Korean)Good and polite attitude?meh.. boring! Her song? Great. You can check this out in clip on fourth slide Her dance? Amazing You can check this out in clip on fifth slide. This makes the "standard of good k-pop star" higher and higher. What a selfish girl. There is one more reason why I hate her.

She reacts a few seconds later than normal person.

check the pictures on sixth and seventh slide.

This is absolutely cute,


but agile person can survive better.

There are 3 more members in Red Velvet. And ther are more than 100 more reasons why I hate them. But..

It is so hard for me to writing a card in English.

And, actually, I don't know whether you guys will like this kind of card. I will post a card about other three members,

if you request!

30 comments
the reasons you gave for not liking them, arent even real reasons. you are trying so hard to find reasons to hate them, I mean like serioisly, she likes traditional food and that's why I hate her. what if one of your bias liked traditional food, I am pretty sure you would have something completely different to say. so stop being a hater
2 years agoΒ·Reply
It took me a little bit to figure out what you were doing here, but very clever πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
2 years agoΒ·Reply
I haven't really gotten into Red Velvet yet. But thanks to your card I think I might. :-D
2 years agoΒ·Reply
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