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It's Hard Out Here For Gingerbread Men.

You can always rely on Cyanide and Happiness to smack you in the face with some seasonally appropriate yet highly disturbing perspective. IT'S A HOUSE OF HIS SKIN, YOU GUYS.
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It's both funny and dark. I have a somewhat dark sense of humor
Ahhh Cyanide and Happiness, so much fun but so very twisted.
his house is made of flesh lol kind of makes you wonder a bit
😂Wow. Where are you getting this stuff? You're teaching me to think way outside the box. 😤I LOVE IT!
Lol @ EastS! :)
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