Me: Best friends with a teletubby
Cousin 1: Create clones of Wall-E
Cousin 2: Switch lives with Justin Bieber
Best Friend: Replace the human population with a teletubby
My Mom: Create clones of Voldemort...
"MAAAAHHHM?! Why are you a Death Eater, Horcrux maker?" "Huh?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"