Captain America: Bad at dating.
We all love Captain America. He's a hero, and a lovely person. But he'd probably make a terrible boyfriend. Just think about it:
1. He's incredibly stubborn. Makes him a great hero and an impossible person to argue with.
2. Let's face it, he's still hung up on:
3. Steve will literally NEVER stop picking fights.
4. He's ALSO still hung up on:
5. You will spend your entire day trying not to spoil the end of movies that came out in the last seven decades.
6. He's Irish. Speaking as a fellow Irish person, we are basically ALLERGIC to flavor. No spicy food.
7. Date night? Sorry, he's gonna blow you off to punch evil in the face.
8. Family and stability aren't in his future. Sorry everyone.
9. It's been seventy years and I'd bet money he still doesn't know how to dance.
10. He's Catholic. So there will be no hanky panky.
Seriously, date someone else. You know who would make an excellent boyfriend? Sam Wilson. He has a stable job and he knows what size his shirts should be.