SamTheMallow
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twelve days of hurtsmas
On the first day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me a rocket launcher oh yea! on the second day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me two machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yea! on the third day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 4th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me four different shotguns three types of shells two machine guns and the rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 5th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 5 flash grenades four different shotgun three types of shells two machine gun and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the sixth day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells to machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 7th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 7 deadly animals 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 8th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 8 poison cakes 7 deadly animal 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 9th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 9 flamethrowers 8 poison cakes 7 deadly animals 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 10th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 10 cannibal apes 9 flamethrower 8 poison cakes 7 deadly animals 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher yea. on the 11th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 11 rolling tanks 10 cannibal apes 9 flamethrower 8 poison cakes 7 deadly animals 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah. on the 12th day of hurtsmas my enemy gave me 12 armed Marines 11 rolling tanks 10 cannibal apes flamethrowers 8 poison cakes 7 deadly animals 6 heat seeking missiles 5 flash grenades four different shotguns three types of shells 2 machine guns and a rocket launcher oh yeah.
@MichaelOgg here it is lmao read it in the twelve days of Christmas it'll make you laugh. tag the others!
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Hurtsmas is going to really......hurt. Bwahahahahahaha!!! *slaps my knee*
2 years ago·Reply
It really touches the soul, I feel as though I'm a new person.
2 years ago·Reply
Lmao that's epic man!!
2 years ago·Reply
Lmao Thanks guys I did this when I was fifteen and found it this morning. it's mildly appropriate for the holiday lmao
2 years ago·Reply
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