Kidnapper: Hey you!
Kidnapper: yes you! wanna have free anime and manga?
otaku: hmmmmmmmm what do you have??
Kidnapper: uhhhhhhh..... Naruto? im an otaku like you!
otaku: whats Naruto's last name then?
Kidnapper: I'll tell you in the van
otaku: van? tell me his last name and i'll take the free stuff
Kidnapper: His last name is Shippuden 😁😁😁
Kidnapper: so you comming?
otaku: hold on a sec
*takes out phone and dials 911*
otaku: (whispers quietly) theres a kidnapper here arrest him!
phone: where are you?
*hangs up* *then fortunately theres a police station 15 mins away*
otaku: wait I need to see get something wait here
After 15 mins police cars came
police: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
kidnapper: what??? whats going on?
then the otaku appears
Otaku: NARUTO'S LAST NAME ISNT SHIPPUDEN IDIOT!