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I got up early because the dog woke me up. So I rolled out of bed, turned on the coffee maker, and got ready to take him for a walk and then I remembered that I do not have a dog.
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Lost wallet... Didn't have money for lunch so my co-worker bought me lunch... Sat down and he should me he found a wallet with money in it and didn't know who it was...
2 years agoReply
Enrique didn't care much for them, they always had a sad look and always complained but he couldn't bring him self to give them away after all they were on the missing persons list.
2 years agoReply
once long ago on a day much like today, turtles ruled the planet, but a giant cabbage hit the earth wiping them out of power.
2 years agoReply
T-REX and MEGALODON are locked in a fierce battle, it's been hours since they started this tap dancing contest.
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