Better question: Why isn't Deadpool stripping at my house?
Oh yeah, he's busy! Actually, it's my husband who's keeping him busy. I made the mistake of renting the game yesterday to try out later (I was unbelievably busy myself, at the time). Came home from running errands to find my SO all up in the middle of a gunfight. "Hey, I was gonna try that out to see if it was worth buying." "Oh yeah! We're buying it!" "You don't even like third-person games!" "I know! But this one's hilarious! I'm keeping it! Mine! Mineminemineminemine!" I think I lost my game forever! @shannonl5 @LAVONYORK @GinTenma @ButterflyBlu @danidee @jennygirl @buddyesd @InPlainSight @CloeySuess @SamTheMallow @sammsosa @amobigbang @MichelleHolly @DianaBell @VixenViVi @shantalcamara @GinnaL13 @CristelaLoz @SerenaMcG @Luci546 @LadyExperiment @AleciaReedy @bluerose101 @VeronicaArtino @Starbell808 @faihimeyuri @ChosenKnight @DanRodriguez @imTANNERthanU @paulisaghost @PASCUASIO @superwholocked @hikaymm @MichaelOgg @Tobybaire @HaleyPerkins @samihudson @ConnerThompson @Kaycemadison @KittyCommittee @Anime123 @ZachDaniel @Yuki136989 @Coltonh65 @jlo0219 @kneelb4zod @Kirik @ashleyrene27 @Thatperson512 @KellerBertrand @ArtistWolfy @ravenator143 @Haidurr @Slimbrown13 @ShelbyJackman @MadAndrea @JessaxD @winterhaven @AaronC @AaronLight @LivyTracy @trenttboyett @AnthonyGentry @JaisonRagnaught @TravisSimpkins @RadChick10 @Skia @ShonA @otakugal2 @noWaifuNoLaifu @Beeplzzz