Because they would all be great fathers right?
Okay son you're going to wear all pink and remember to only talk to pretty people.
Remember if you get ignored you can still keep yourself company by talking to yourself.
Screw school!!! Its okay because you have swag.
Be that person that always gives other people hope.
What do you mean you accidentally broke everything that you touched?
Okay I will show you how to make friends. *starts smiling awkwardly at everyone*
Just punch everyone who's mean to you and that will get you through 99.848375823729% of your life.