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The Fish Doesn't Fall Far From The Pond.

Is it bad that all this comic makes me want to do now is figure out what animal all my friends look the most like? Fortunately, none of them are as bad as Mr. Fish Dude.
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@danidee I was thinking face/off with Marley and Me, just for the Owen Wilson factor
@InPlainSight This is like if you combined the movie Face-Off with Air Bud.
I myself look either like a panda or a monkey
@danidee yup her eyes,the way she walks and sneaks up on u and moreover she lies alot.
@danidee no...but when I had my face transplant, they took it from a basset hound, which looks like a bloodhound
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