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These New Doom Screenshots Are Metal as F*CK

This month's issue of Game Informer revealed some pretty awesome new screenshots from id Software's rebooted Doom game. Listen, I haven't played a Doom game sine it was a weird pixelating mess with that guy's face at the bottom making all them grunting noises.
And I never thought I'd be properly creeped out by a Doom game again. That's not entirely true. I feel really creeped out looking at these screenshots. But feeling creeped out isn't something that scares me. No way, not anymore! Creepy ass stuff makes me feel PUMPED AS FUCK.
Look at how METAL THOSE GODDAMN THINGS LOOK UP THERE. PUT YOUR FACE UP TO THE SCREEN AND LOOK AT THEM YOU GODDAMN CHILDREN.
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS MONSTER LIFTS BRO? LOOK HOW GODDAMN JACKED HE IS. I'LL TELL YOU HOW MUCH THIS ASSHOLE LIFTS, IT'S ABOUT 1,000 TONS OF SOULS AND THE ETERNAL SCREAMING OF THOSE SUFFERING IN HELL. THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S A DEMON AND HE'S OUT TO GET YOU DOOM GUY.
HE'S ABOUT TO BENCH PRESS YOU INTO OBLIVION THEN HE'LL DEAD LIFT YOUR BODY INTO A BUNCH OF SPIKES OR FIRE OR SOMETHING EQUALLY TERRIFYING WHILE HE LISTENS TO JUDAS FUCKING PRIEST.
I'M SO DAMN PUMPED RIGHT NOW LOOKING AT THESE SCREENSHOTS.
Alright little Doom guy, I don't know what you think you're going to accomplish with that little robot peashooter. Do you know who these two guys are? They're insane DEMON THINGS THAT DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN AND HOW YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO THEM.
THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR SPINE AND TURN IT INTO CLOTHING RACK FOR ALL THE RAGS THEY WRAP AROUND THEIR HEADS. THEY'LL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO SOME SCANDINAVIAN DEATH METAL AND HEADBUTT YOUR TEETH OUT OF YOUR FUCKING FACE COME ON DUDE THIS GAME IS METAL AS FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
Okay, so I know that I said the screenshots were all super metal but I don't know what the deal is with this guy. I mean, yeah I guess he's scary because he's a skeleton wearing a jetpack... But didn't I see this guy hanging in front of someone's front door during Halloween?
Jetpack or no, I don't think skeletons are scary anymore dude. They're weird little creeps. Little bramble-bones. Little baby demons. You know, this guy was probably some shitty accountant and got sent to hell for stealing money from people who really needed it. And since he wasn't a METAL AS FUCK kind of asshole, he ended up being the weakest demon of the bunch.
Go ahead Doom guy, rip this jerk's arm off. No one cares about him anyway, not even in the afterlife.
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MR. VIN SYBLL. @InVinsybll
I AM MADE OF SOMETHING CALLED PLASTEEL YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND
as a droid, would you say that you are ALSO metal as f*ck, @paulisadroid?
@paulisadroid that skeleton guy is a revenant with demon rocket launchers on his shoulders and stands roughly seven feet tall...but they fall to my BFG same as everything else >:-D
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Date of birth... 2 November 1877. Date of death... 28 June 1915. Born territory... Darlinghurst, New South Wales, Australia. Height... Na. Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre... Right arm medium. Main Role in the team... As a Batsman. Victor Trumper has scored 214 runs by facing 247 balls in the first innings of the third test match which was played at Adelaide Oval, Australia, from 07 January to 13 January 2011, during the South Africa tour of Australia. In this Test match, he was played 242 minutes of batting on the crease with the help of 26 fours and zero sixes. The following are the details of his performance in this test match. 19. Mohammad Yousuf: Full name... Mohammad Yousef. Date of birth... 27 August 1974 . Born territory... Lahore, Punjab, Pakistan. Height... 1.78 m. Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre... Right arm medium. Main Role in the team... As a batsman. Mohammad Yousuf has scored 204 runs by facing 243 balls in the first innings of the second test match which was played at MA Aziz Stadium, Chattogram, Bangladesh, from 16 January to 18 January 2002, during the Pakistan tour of Bangladesh. In this Test match, he was played 325 minutes of batting on the crease with the help of 34 fours and two sixes. The following are the details of his performance in this test match. 18. Gordon Greenidge: Full name... Cuthbert Gordon Greenidge. Date of birth... 01 May 1951. Born territory... Black Bess, St Peter, Barbados. Height... Na Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre... Right-arm medium. Main Role in the team... As an opening batsman. Gordon Greenidge has scored 200 runs by facing 232 balls in the second innings of the second test match which was played at Lord's cricket ground, London, England, from 28 June to 03 July 1984, during the West Indies tour of England. In this Test match, he has scored a total of 214 runs from the facing of 242 balls by batting for 302 minutes on the crease with the help of 29 fours and two sixes. The following are the details of his performance in this test match. 17. Graham Thorpe: Full name... Graham Paul Thorpe. Date of birth... 01 August 1969. Born territory... Farnham, Surrey, England. Height... Batting genre... Left-handed. Bowling genre... Right arm medium. Main Role in the team... As a batsman Graham Paul Thorpe has scored 200 runs by facing 231 balls in the 2nd innings of the first test match which was played at AMI Stadium, Christchurch, New Zealand, from 13 March to 16 March 2002, during the England tour of New Zealand. 16. MS Dhoni: Full name... Mahendra Singh Dhoni. Date of birth... 07 July 1981. Born territory... Ranchi, jharkhand, India. Height... 1.75 m. Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre... Na Main Role in the team...Wicket-keeper & batsman Mahendra Singh Dhoni has scored 200 runs by facing 231 balls in the first innings of the first test match which was played at MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai, India, from 22 February to 26 February 2013, during the Australia tour of India. In this Test match, he has scored a total of 224 runs from the facing of 265 balls by batting for 365 minutes on the crease with the help of 24 fours and six sixes. The following are the details of his performance in this test match. 15. Jason Holder: Full name... Jason Omar Holder. Date of birth... 05 November 1991. Born territory... Bridgetown, Barbados. Height...02.01 m. Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre...Right-arm fast-medium. Main Role in the team...Bowler & all-rounder. Jason Omar Holder has scored 202 runs by facing 229 balls in the 2nd innings of the first test match which was played at Kensington Oval, Bridgetown, Barbados, from 23 January to 26 January 2019, during the England tour of the West Indies. In this Test match, he was played 384 minutes of batting on the crease with the help of 23 fours and eight sixes. The brief data of his batting performance on this Test match are the following. 14. Aravinda de Silva: Full name... Pinnaduwage Aravinda de Silva. Date of birth... 17 October 1965. Born territory... Colombo, Sri Lanka. Height... 1.65 m. Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre... Right arm off-spin. Main Role in the team... As a batsman Aravinda de Silva has scored 200 runs by facing 229 balls in the first innings of the first test match which was played at P Sara Oval, Colombo, Sri Lanka, from 21 July to 23 July 2002, during the Bangladesh tour of Sri Lanka. In this Test match, he has scored a total of 206 runs from the facing of 234 balls by batting 318 minutes on the crease with the help of 28 fours and one sixes. The following are the details of his performance in this test match. 13. Virender Sehwag: Full name... Virender Sehwag. Date of birth... 20 October 1978. Born territory... Najafgarh, Delhi, India. Height... 1.73 m. Batting genre... Right-handed. Bowling genre... Right arm off break. Main Role in the team... As an opening batsman Virender Sehwag has scored 200 runs by facing 227 balls in the first innings of the second test match which was played at Galle International Stadium, Sri Lanka, from 31 July to 04 August 2008, during the India tour of Sri Lanka. In this Test match, he has scored a total of 201 runs from the facing of 231 balls by batting 348 minutes on the crease with the help of 22 fours and four sixes. The following are the details of his performance in this test match. 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