danidee
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I was talking to @LAVONYORK in the comment section of her 'How Frozen Should Have Ended' card about how Mortal Kombat's Sub-Zero and Elsa the Snow Queen have become something of a hot dream couple in the world of cross-fandom crackships.
And I totally agree with them. Because Sub-Zero and Elsa are pretty damn MFEO.
Crackships, for those of you not in the know, are defined by Urban Dictionary as "A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack." And maybe at first this ship DOES look a little insane, but hey, they certainly have one huge thing in common!

They both can create and control ice!!!

Imagine the possibilities! They can have impromptu snowball fights whenever they want! They can get married and open their own Carvel! (Sub-Zero and Elsa fanfiction where they adorably work together to make custom ice cream cakes? Yes, please!)

It would certainly make lovers' quarrels more interesting!

Do you know how much faster I'd be able to relieve stress if every time me and my significant other got into an argument, we could throw down with a good ol' fashioned battle of super powers? (I just hope they have a safety word. Because, you know, this could get dangerous.)

And then, of course, they'd make some adorable parents.

They'd be the very first couple in the history of the universe to say they gave birth to an ICE ICE BABY. (Sorry, Vanilla Ice. None of your kids counted. Just kidding. I don't even know if you have kids. Someone check Wikipedia.)

So, Sub-Zero, Elsa, are you two seeing anybody?

I mean, look how cute you two look together. You could even wear coordinating outfits without compromising an ounce of your blizzard-bending credibility!

So don't make Kakashi do all the work! Just hook up already! We're all rooting for you!

Are there any fictional characters that YOU guys think would make an epic crackship? Let me know in the comments below!
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I still say Jelsa. I mean, Jack and Elsa, it's adorable. But I can defiantly see Elsa and Sub-Zero together.
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@buddyesd 'two koalas, one pocket' I think it was called
@danidee clearly they're intrigued by her fierceness
@buddyesd I was the thinking the same thing about Ice Man. Then, what if Freeze becomes infatuated with her to the point of forgetting about Nora! *crazy bells*
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@InPlainSight dam those koalas get all the action!!
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