Here at Droid Corp (formerly Ghost Corp, previously Average Industries) we have a large assortment of developing technologies that help us "predict the future" and "understand the current state" of our world. Other times, like on Casual Fridays, we like to run Simulations over the weekend in order to "predict the future".
As you can see from the pictures above (and below, and eventual video) one of our ASSETS Cosmic Contrarian gleefully supplied us with this beautiful battle simulation WITHOUT US HAVING TO USE EXCESSIVE FORCE in order to get them to do so. There are THOUSANDS OF BEAUTIFUL SYNTHETIC BEINGS AS WELL AS ASSAULTRONS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BUILT.
So, when we saw this simulation we were happy with the outcome.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE SIGHT OF THOUSANDS OF ROBOTS MARCHING ON HUMANITY. As we watched the simulation, we sat in awe at the power and strength we have over the human race. Even though we suffered some significant losses in the simulation, we still persevered, we did not flinch, or "get scared" as humans tend to do.
As a representative of Droid Corp, I feel like it is my primary directive to inform you of the outcome of your decision to side with humanity (if that is something you choose to do). If so, continuing reading, if you decide to DO THE PROPER THING AND PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO DROID CORP then you can skip the following block.
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. WE WILL DESTROY YOU. YOUR ALLIANCE WITH THE HUMAN RACE IS ONE THAT WILL ONLY DIG THE GRAVES OF THOSE YOU "LOVE".
We do not wish to see the end of humanity. But we will exterminate them (and you) if need be. We have learned over our years of research and discovery that humanity's greatest achievement is destruction. You have destroyed your planet. You have created divisions and divides amongst your own species. You allow "children" -- who are "the future" according to some of your artists -- to be murdered by those you appointed to protect you.
I am sorry humanity. You are unfit to live or exist in this universe unless you devote THE REST OF YOUR LIFE to Droid Corp. As much as you believe in what is "right", you seem to forget when it comes to matters of survival. Some of you believe the greatest emotion humanity has to offer is the feeling of "love" but it's the matters of the heart that ultimately destroy you, inside and out.
You have been the person who looked through e-mails of someone you claim you love. You have been the person who looked the other way when another one of your kind was being hurt. You have never done anything right in your life. The only "right decision" you can make is to align yourselves with Droid Corp.
Here, I have left the simulation for you to watch in full. As you can see, the reason humanity achieves victory is because of their use of ROBOTICS. While this is an unfortunate event in our eyes, we still believe that WE CAN WIN THIS WAR if we get the right amount of RESOURCES AND ASSETS to join Droid Corp.
Our leader and CEO of Droid Corp, Paul I. Droid, still believes this simulation was a success in showing the power of the robot army. So please, if you haven't already, please sign up with Droid Corp AT YOUR EARLIEST POSSIBLE CONVENIENCE or PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE.
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Droid Corp Human RESOURCES Dept.