2 years ago1,000+ Views

Whoever said Tinder is over is totally wrong. The age of dating apps has only just begun.

I have a couple cardinal rules for getting the most out of your matches, and actually enjoying the time you spend with them. They are as follows. I dedicate these rules... to the ladies.
Lower them. Now lower them again. There, perfect.
Shh – don't speak. Just make out with my face.
If a guy sends you a dick pic, simple post it to an embarrassing reddit and send him the link. May we suggest r/tinyd*cks? #Oops
Get what you want out of it, move on with your life, and enjoy your newfound appreciation of why it's awesome to be single.
Any other tips to share on how to enjoy your Tinder-sperience? 😉
ahahahahahaha. take your standards and like REALLY lower them. this is why I am afraid of tinder. that and the dick pics. no thanks
Also, for the record, I totally read "I dedicate these rules... to the ladies." exactly how you probably wanted me to.
Lmao, that Mindy gif is too real. Whenever I see it, I just want to shout "PREACH!"
@AlloBaber ME? Perfect? You're the perfect one. <3
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