With Valentine's Day around the corner, many gentlemen are searching for the right gift to capture the heart of their love lady.
For those in need of an extremely odd, slightly gross-yet unforgettable gift, the Bronx Zoo is here to save the day!
If you’ve got $10 to spare, the Zoo will let you name one of their thousands of unnamed roaches and then send you, or your most-/least-beloved honoree a nice digital certificate to frame above their mantle of love.
Via The Bronx Zoo Facebook account:
"This Valentine’s Day, let your special someone know your love is eternal. Name one of the Bronx Zoo’s Madagascar hissing cockroaches for your sweetie. Tens of thousands of roaches remain nameless and would make a great symbol of your love. For $10, we’ll send your loved one a digital certificate to cherish for years to come, featuring the name of your Valentine’s roach."
I mean, how could you miss out on this? Nothing says I love you like a juicy cockroach named after your future wife!
Wait, let me stop before some poor guy goes and buys a roach for his girl, sis and mom. Please avoid this purchase like the plague. Buy your lady this roach and you will be in the doghouse until Memorial day.