No, not that Thor.
We're talking about the All-New, All-Different Thor (who you might remember is Jane Foster). She stole a big smooch from Captain America in Avengers #4. Because she's boss like that.
Apparently Sam Wilson tastes like Captain America.
So I guess that means he tastes like... freedom? Fearlessness? F---ing good apple pie?
Who else is excited about this mighty kiss?