DARKNESSFALLS
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Hello I'm L A Von York the Merc with the Mouth here at Marvel. When one of my Mercs get lazy, sometimes I have to take things into my own hands.. Dramatic sound affect.. Let me introduce @buddyesd
@buddyesd Merc with a Mouth at Marvel and lazy when it comes to Merc work. My name is Ash, I cut my name short because that's what I do. I'm an adult. Meaning I can buy my own drinks and do what I want when I want. I do have a lovely family I care deeply about and I enjoy spending time with them. I'm in Marvel, Latino, Funny and other communities. I'm friendly and kind. L A Von York says I'm fresco and laughs at me a lot. I mean a lot... jejeje.

Now @lavonyork will rate me and berate me in the comics because @ladyluna said not to go easy on me. Am I scared? Yes. I'm also scared of feathers , ice cubes and carpet. I'm allergic to candy canes, candy corn and honey nut cheerios. I do trip over my shoe laces even though I wear loafers because I'm a classic man. I cry during the Lion King and watching Sex and the City because Carrie just won't leave Mr Big alone. Random fact according to LAVONYORK is that I have seen the tooth fairy and it's a monster not a fairy.

I enjoyed writing this too much
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I freaking LOVE IT!!!!
xD
It's so.... you... Or is it you? We may never know!
Fear the tooth monster
So awesome. 💜😂
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