2 years ago
paulisadroid
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Make Friends Online w/ Jumping Jacks!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU NEED FRIENDS. WELL THAT'S WHY THE DROID IS HERE TO HELP YOU. I GET IT, YOU PLAY A LOT OF GAMES. YOU'RE SHY TO GET ON THE MICROPHONE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, YOU DO JUMPING JACKS.

THAT'S RIGHT. JUMPING JACKS.

THE BEST WAY TO SHOW YOUR ONLINE FRIENDS HOW FUCKIN' SICK YOU ARE IS TO SHOW THEM HOW FUCKIN' FIT YOU ARE. SO DO THOSE ONLINE JUMPING JACKS AND GET THAT ONLINE CARDIO GOING AND GET YOUR ONLINE HEART PUMPING AND MAKE SOME ONLINE FRIENDS.
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THERE'S NOTHING COOLER THAN FITNESS AND EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE BETA FOR TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION KNOWS THIS. THEY KNOW LIFTING, PUMPING, AND JUMPING JACKS ARE WHERE LIFE IS AT AND YOU NEED TO REALIZE THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE IS TO JUMP TIL YOU JACK, YOU GET ME?

JUMP. TIL. YOU. JACK.

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More importantly, does this work in real life too?
2 years ago·Reply