Insfired
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BTS Screenshot Challenge (Naughty...Uh Oh)
Bro!! I have sinned bad!! I did this Naughty Challenge and now, my face is blazing while I'm at school......I need church. This contains mature content so....be warned.
Carries Me Into His Bed At Night. I wouldn't mind this.....if he didn't have anything else in mind. No, we are not Netflix'ing and Chill. We will watch Netflix while you chill on the other side of the room.....away from me.....
Sneakily Fingers You Under The Blanket While You're Watching A Movie AH!! HELL! NAW!!! I ain't for that, Jimin! You need to stay in your lane! I belong to my Suga! Stahp it!!! YOU ALREADY RUINED MY BIAS LIST! Stahp bein nasty! (Meet The Browns refrence)
Slides In The Shower With You To Help Wash Your Hair And Back. Sweetie...unless you want to get your hands stuck in my crazy curls, I'd suggest against this....and HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM?!?!?
Locks You In The Closet And Forces You Onto Your Knees. NOPE!! UH-UH!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!! I DON'T DO THAT ISH, TAE!! YA LITTLE NASTY!! STAHP!!!
French Kisses You On The Living Room Floor While You're Playing Video Games Together. I squeaked.....my heart doesn't work anymore. I am...LYING ON THE FLOOR DEAD AND a girl just asked me if I'm okay...I'm not okay. Not at all.
Let's You Watch Him While He Practices And Performs a Strip Tease For You. Them shoulders though.........that back.....oh lord. I need to go to church....now... Forget school. I'm going to praise Jesus. Hallelujah, everybody.
Waits Until Everyone Leaves The Dressing Room So He Can Lock The Door And Fu*k You Hard Against The Wall. MAMA! MAMA!! NO!! I DON'T WANNA!! I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS NOT OKAY. I'M DYING!!!
Takes You For A Midnight Walk In The Park So He Can F*ck You Under The Stars. That sounds 50 Shades-esque man. Dont. That's not okay. I cant. I would be awkward like 'Yo! We in public doe!'
Pulls You Onto His Lap And Gives You Hickeys All On Your Neck, Trying To Get You To Call Him Daddy. No.......just......no...... Stop it..... I ain't calling you daddy...... no.
Lays You Down On The Kitchen Table So He Can Eat You Out. NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU!! YOU'RE FETUS AS HELL!! NO!! NOPE!!! PURE THOUGHTS, ASHANTIE!! PURE THOUGHTS!!!

I will now proceed to go hide under a bus. Will you excuse me?

1 comment
Be careful with the bus...I don't think your save from their hands there either😂 I had a great time reading this card 😂
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