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danidee
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Let's Play: The Mystery Vending Machine!

Welcome to one of the new February Funny Community games, the Mystery Vending Machine!

We've all used vending machines before, but this game allows us to create our very own. Want to get a little weird with your friends on Vingle? Well, then this game is for you!

Here's how to play:

1. I will begin the game by typing 'INSERTS _______.' with a random currency. (For example, INSERT A PIG.)
2. The next person who comments must say 'RECEIVES _____.' with whatever my currency would get me from their vending machine. (For example, RECEIVES BACON.)
3. Then they can insert their OWN random currency, and the next person who comments gets to choose what the vending machine will give them.
Confused? Basically, the conversation would go something like this:
Player 1 (Me): INSERTS PIG.
Player 2: RECEIVES BACON. INSERTS APPLES.
Player 3: RECEIVES ISAAC NEWTON WITH A BUMP ON HIS HEAD. INSERTS SPIDER MONKEYS.
The more ridiculous, the better!
THE FIRST CURRENCY IS:

INSERTS SEVEN SWANS A-SWIMMING.

The first person who comments needs to tell me what I received from the vending machine with my seven swimming swans, then choose what THEY want to insert into the machine. (Keep it clean, folks.)
Can we get to 100 vending machine transactions? Let's see!
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Receives dead fangirls. Inserts steamy romance novel
2 years ago·Reply
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Receives A titan*distant eren yelling in the back ground* TITAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN Inserts SMOL Armin Arlet
2 years ago·Reply
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@SarahSutcliff who killed the fangirls?
2 years ago·Reply
@InPlainSight probably boku no pico
2 years ago·Reply
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@naruto484249 or A shirtless sebastian
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