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You won't have to read this whole card to know that the gift is. I will simply tell you.
It's your time!

Here's what that looks like fellas:

1. Have your girl's FAVORITE flowers delivered to her (especially at work) on Tuesday, February 9th (BEFORE V-DAY)!
2. Make sure there's a note that says something short and sweet, like, "I couldn't wait till Sunday to say how much I'm into you babe. I love you with all my heart!"
3. Make sure this is just a random preview of what's to come. This IS NOT a V-Day replacement.
4. Show up to her work on Friday (before V-Day) and take her to lunch. Oh, and it helps to have a box of diamond earrings in there too! So while all the other women are getting mangled floral rose arrangements delivered, you deliver yourself with jewels in hand!

WTF Why:

1. Doing something ordinary, on a not-so-ordinary day BEFORE a holiday is hugely impressive!
2. Your girl's going to be the talk of the entire office because YOU were thoughtful and got her flowers. Imagine all those women working with her that don't get a damn thing that day. Let the jealousy begin!
3. Flowers before a holiday won't necessarily be cheaper. BUT, you will have more care and attention to your flowers than on the busiest day of the year, which is Valentine's Day (or the Friday before it).
4. Avoid a V-Day weekend meltdown by taking 10 minutes out of your day to PLAN SOMETHING for your girl. Doesn't have to cost a million dollars.
5. Timing is everything. Expensing your time for your bae instead of swiping your credit card for a box of chocolates is going to go 1000000000000000x further than you can even imagine!

Did I miss anything? Let me know!

Tagging others I think would enjoy this card
If only I have a guy...but nope...I'm just a loner lol. But for in my Floral Design class I'll bs making a chocolate bouquet, so I'll be gifting myself something
@ButterflyBlu I will :) In fact, I started on it, now I need to finish it. It's considered a major grade
@marshalledgar yes yes yes! This is fantastic!! 馃挏鉂わ笍馃挅 @KpopGaby I can't wait to see that! Tag me please? (If you remember lol)
@marshalledgar I will ^_^
look at you @SeolnHan that's so thoughtful 馃憤馃憤馃憤馃憤馃憤
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