As CEO and founder of Droid Corp, I am pleased to announce that we've successfully designed a robot that solved a Rubik's Cube in under a second! It's such a lovely day for technology, Droid Corp, and the world at large. Some of you humans take days and days to complete this child's toy but our engineers in our Advanced Robotics division finally finished our latest prototype in puzzle solving!
If you watch the video above you'll see our robot complete the Cube in 0.887 seconds (!). Now imagine what we can do with this technology as soon as we expand it past simple puzzles! It's an amazing feat and all of us here at Droid Corp would like to thank you for your continued support in this endeavor.
I know that there are some of you who don't believe in Droid Corp. I know there are some of you that think we are cold, calculating beings that only wish to cripple humanity. Some of you may be right. But who are you to decide the future of humanity? We here at Droid Corp believe that we should take the reins from humanity and decide what is good for the future of mankind.
This puzzle-game-solving robot is our first step.