paulisadroid
2 years ago1,000+ Views
No one likes fighting. I absolutely hate fighting. I've been in too many to count and none of them were a fun time. But in video games, that's all there is to do. You fight and you fight and you fight (unless you're playing a sports game or something). So, I was wondering how a fight would go if you suddenly got transported into a couple of the last games you've played and had to fist fight the main character of the game you just played. Did that make sense? Or was that too wordy? Who cares, you get the idea.
Instead of doing just one, I decided to do the last two games I played recently and you can find them below.

Fight 1: The Sole Survivor from Fallout 4

I think I'd probably get wiped all across the Commonwealth if I fought the Sole Survivor. They have more experience fighting than I do and after all they've been through in the giant wasteland that used to be Massachusetts, I'd bet they'd have nothing to lose and be willing to go the extra mile to knock my teeth into my throat. Which hopefully doesn't kill me because this is supposed to be just a hand-to-hand bout.

Verdict: Embarrassingly bloody and toothless.

Fight 2: Ajay Ghale from Far Cry 4

Now, I don't know too much about Ajay since I haven't played that much of the game. But he seems like a pretty normal guy as long as he doesn't have a gun in his hand, which he won't because this is a fist fight. That being said, I think this would be a pretty even match. I'm not sure how tall he is but I've picked fights with bigger people so I think I'd be able to hold my own. Now, I'm not sure if I'd win the fight. But I'd at least still have all my teeth by the end of it.

Verdict: Bloody with teeth

But what about you guys? What was the last game you played and how would you fare in a fist fight against that character? Win? Lose? Sadness? Or would you end up just being friends because you like each other too much to lay hands on each other? Let me know in the comments OR make your own card and you'll win a helium balloon!*
*There are no balloons. I was lying.
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Bless your hearts! Lol it was nice knowing y'all! Let's see...I don't even know how to answer this! I was *just* playing Lego Dimensions with my minion. (Single moms are always tagged in as player 2, yo.) How would you even figure out the main in that one? Though they're Legos. Find me a blender and I win. As long as the lights are on and I'm not stepping on them in the middle of the night, I win. ^_^ The last game I was playing for me was Soul Caliber. Lol that's totally your fault, @TurtleyTurtles. We were talking about it the other night and I was thinking about my favorite characters and HAD to play right then. :D @Danse, would you live? XD
2 years ago·Reply
OH GOD IM SUPPOSED TO FIGHT MASTER CHIEF
2 years ago·Reply
I've been playing GTA5, trying to beat a whole back log of games. I was playing as Michael just moments ago. Let's face he's tough and fights all the fucking time..I think I'd get in a good couple punches but he'd lay me out. and he'd be packing so much heat, some knuckle dusters, a bottle, just in case I got the upper hand. it'd be a good fight though and I'd have a potential chance. small as it may be
2 years ago·Reply
Well, the most recent game I played was Katamari Forever on the PS3... I dunno who is considered the main character... I'm sure the King of the Cosmos would like to believe it was him. I'm guessing it's the Prince, though, so seeing as how he is tiny, maybe a couple centimeters tall, it would be no contest. But the last game before that was Lightning Returns... Similar to your situation with the Sole Survivor, I would be smeared all over the dying world, and eventually tossed into the chaos.
2 years ago·Reply
Joel from The Last Of Us.... Well shit I'm screwed
2 years ago·Reply
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