Wolverine Rubber duck: *Shakes head and looks up at Wolverine* "Dude....you're just taking a bath. Stop screaming. You want the cops over here again?"
Black Widows butt. That is all.
Wolverine: "W-wait! What are you doing!?!? I don't consent!! Don't come any closer, bub!!!"
"...and I'll name this one, Mary Sue."