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Putting A Curse On Someone (Without Actually Cursing)
While often written off as 'petty', being mad is a definitely real emotion. Sometimes someone in the office eats the last donut. Sometimes someone on the highway cuts you off. Sometimes a romantic trip to Cabo San Lucas ends with an anonymous local harvesting one of your kidneys. In these cases, it's perfectly valid to be a little tiffed.
But as gratifying as it might feel to raise your middle finger and let out a series of choice bleeps, it's ten times more amusing to create your own cursing. I mean, what's 'Go **** yourself.' compared to 'I hope you get an eyelash permanently stuck in your eye.'?

Below are illustrated examples of funny curses for those that you hate. Can you think of any more?

"Yeah, that's right. I just wished raisins on you."

"You may never be able to park your car again!"

Cue Usher's 'Let It Burn'.

Does this actually happen to people? Because this sounds like the worst.

This happens to me so often that if someone wished this upon me, the curse would be obsolete.

One time when this happened to me, I got spicy ramen broth in my eyeball. I take this one personally.

So what do you guys think? What's your favorite insult? Can you think of any other ones that might be better?
Let me know in the comments below!
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@DasiaB OH RIGHT. Omg, I never saw it. My ex-boyfriend was a huge Miyazaki fan, but the Studio Ghibli bad guys are a whole lot of nope from me. The witch from Spirited Away scarred me for life lol.
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@danidee lol out of all his films Spirited Away is my absolute favorite. And yeah she's definitely not the type of person you want to encounter in a dark alley *shudders* 馃槴鉁岋笍
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The belt loop is the worst coz it always happens to me 馃槫 idk who the eff keeps cursing me so much 馃槶馃槶
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@danidee yeah, some one definitely cursed me with the raisins in ur cookies one... I shall never take them from my aunt again馃槚
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@danidee exactly馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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