You know! Bob. Agent of Hydra. Wears a lot of green. Got taken down by a key-card that one time.
At least Hydra has great dental?
Seriously though it's a miracle this dude survived for more than a panel. He doesn't make great decisions, he's not super brave or strong... and his name is Bob. That's not the kind of name you live up to. That's the kind of name you end up with when 'Goon #6' is already taken.
Tough luck Bob!
At least nobody's ever going to expect you to save the world. At this point, just the fact that you're living and breathing means you've already gone above and beyond everyone's expectations.