No matter what form of entertainment, there'll always be some weird rip-off that finds itself as the absolute-worst-kind-of-rip-off-ever-were-these-people-even-trying category. And that's exactly the case with the game Unearthed. It's one of my the worst attempts an Uncharted style game that it was hard for me to even watch the video that I left for you to watch below.
The delivery of the dialogue is stilted and sounds like it was recorded in a bedroom. It's uninspired. The game doesn't allow the player to figure out what to do, instead it just tells them. As soon as the main character walks into the puzzle-room he immediately narrates to himself what the solution might be.
The animation, much like the dialogue, stutters. It's a weird game that somehow made it through and people probably paid for it. And they weren't paying for it because, like, it's game of the year or anything but probably because they wanted to make some weird YouTube video about how it's horrible. And thank God for them because then I wouldn't have a video to show you.
And listen, yeah I get that you can argue that Uncharted is a Tomb Raider rip-off but at least those games are good, right? Like, what is this garbage? It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in gaming.
[NOTE: I understand the time and effort it takes to make a video game and I'm sorry if anyone who made this game is reading this but I believe you could have done a better job. I'm sorry. But this game is so weird. You tried. But it's okay, I guess. I don't know.]
Tagging some of my Video Game Community friends so I'm not the only one who has to deal with this weirdness.
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