Girlfriend: Im back from the store!
Me: -watching anime-
Girlfriend: I washed your clothes!
Me: -still watching anime
Girlfriend: -annoyed- pay attention to me!
Me: -silently ignoring her-
Gifriend: ....... My mom is coming to visit this weekend.
Me: -thinking in head- maybe if I stay silent enough she will go away....
Girlfriend: -walks away for ten minutes and comes back with food- made you something to eat!
Me: -Devours it all in two seconds and goes back to anime-