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5 of Deadpool's Sassiest Moments

Because Deadpool puts the ass in sass.

It's a little early to be doing throwbacks for the Deadpool movie... but what the hell, let's do a throwback for the Deadpool movie. Because it was just that awesome. Here are 5 of the sassiest moments from the best Valentine's movie ever.
*Warning: If you haven't seen the movie yet and don't want to be spoiled, seriously what better things have you been up to all this time? Go see it.*

"Your hotdog stand is open."

Sidebar: Don't try this one unless you're at home. Don't be gross.

I see what you did there Deadpool.

You're warning him about a choking hazard! So nice. [Um....]

"He wore the brown pants."

Despite being a prominent part of the trailers it seems like this line is still an audience favorite. Guess it's too funny for anyone to be sick of it?

"He was like that when I got here."

[Sure].

The Deadbooty.

In context, not a super sassy moment. Until you remember that Deadpool is all about metahumor and this is probably the sassiest commentary on the state of superhero movies ever. We all know the superbutts aren't there for the plot.

Anything I missed?

Okay, a lot of things. No need to be sassy... actually on second thought sass away!
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yes! my favorite part is when he mutters "I'm going to spell it out for you" when Francis asks him what his name is... and then he literally spells it out...
@LAVONYORK haha i only sae the booty
Deadpool does put the ass in sass! This card was absolutely terrific! I can't get enough of Deadpool lol.
I have not seen it yet but I seriously am looking forward to it
@LAVONYORK "I was not looking and you were not complaining" your bf sounds awesome XD that's the right attitude
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