Because Deadpool puts the ass in sass.
It's a little early to be doing throwbacks for the Deadpool movie... but what the hell, let's do a throwback for the Deadpool movie. Because it was just that awesome. Here are 5 of the sassiest moments from the best Valentine's movie ever.
*Warning: If you haven't seen the movie yet and don't want to be spoiled, seriously what better things have you been up to all this time? Go see it.*
"Your hotdog stand is open."
Sidebar: Don't try this one unless you're at home. Don't be gross.
I see what you did there Deadpool.
You're warning him about a choking hazard! So nice. [Um....]
"He wore the brown pants."
Despite being a prominent part of the trailers it seems like this line is still an audience favorite. Guess it's too funny for anyone to be sick of it?
"He was like that when I got here."
In context, not a super sassy moment. Until you remember that Deadpool is all about metahumor and this is probably the sassiest commentary on the state of superhero movies ever. We all know the superbutts aren't there for the plot.
Anything I missed?
Okay, a lot of things. No need to be sassy... actually on second thought sass away!