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Hilarious Pablo Sandoval Meme!

After looking at this pic...I was so glad the Big Panda passed on the $95 million that the Giants offered him last year.

And then, I saw this which literally made me rolling on the floor laughing.

Come on Pablo! You need to step up your game bro!

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Pablo really needs an offseason trainer.. We will never know how good he can be, cause it takes him like 2 months of the season to get in baseball shape
I think it's funny how baseball players can be a bit more out of shape compared to other athletes. That dude's got some gut!
@mchlyang The cat is hilarious haha
HAHAHAHA oh Big Panda!
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