Do you wanna laugh? I wanna laugh. Lets freaking laugh!!
I use mine when I sing "Old Time Rock N Roll." You know, with boxers, a button up shirt and my sunglasses on...IN.THE.HOUSE!
Hahahahahaha heehee ho dahhhhhh hehohehoheha lalalalaLAAAAAAA...*clearing throat* and moving on...
That was freaking awesome! I was like a drunk ninja turtle walkin, walkin, walkinnnnn...BAM! Wheeewwww that was ALOT of stairs!!!
Gotta get it gotta get it gotta get it...SHIIIIIIIITTTT! It went the other way.
Yes. Yes I did.
Wait for it...wait for it...aaaaanndd he's OUT! Can't hold his liquor or his breath. Picture time!
5 seconds. 5 FUCKING SECONDS PEOPLE!!!
So does thingamagig, doohickey, dooflotchy, pushy thing, that thing, this thing, and whatchamacallit.
It's dead. Turtles can't live without their shells. Just sayin.
Wha...why...no...no no no...it's...omg...omg omg OMG! Bleach! Where the HELL IS THE BLEACH?!?!?!
Might. I said might. Crap. Ok I would.